Fake Halloween News 2

In Idaho there was a sudden outbreak of zombies, evil ducks and zombie dogs.

Then Idaho was bombed by the USA.
Some people lived but most of them died.

Fake Halloween News 1

The Killer Cat from Garden Garbage City Iduho just cut open a fat man in California. The Killer Cat took all his playboys, videos and money in his room.
He got himself a Xobx 360, some girls cats in the street and a new home.
His real name is Mistletoe Sumii and he likes to be nice and hot.